TodaysMama

The Horror

Remember the beautiful unicorn cake I slaughtered this summer at BlogHer? Well I had to post a follow up pic from Tara (@tarable) who captured the disturbed expression in the gentleman's face in the background!

 

(photo stolen from Tara's Flickr account)

Free Drugs

Signs can be very confusing to a 1st grader in a big elementary school, especially when refining reading skills. 

7yo (concerned) - "Mom, there was a sign at my school that said "Free Drugs", it was yellow." 

Me - "Buddy - where was it?"

7yo - "In the hall on a big yellow banner. We're not suppose to do drugs"

Me - "That's right buddy, don't worry, that sign probably said "Drug Free", that means that you don't do drugs"

7yo (relieved) - "Oh, I thought the 5th graders were putting the signs up"